Trust issues

Last night we were looking at one of Willa's animal photo books together:
"Thats a goat, Willa."
"No. Cow."
"No, that's a goat."
"COW!"

Today she was looking at a Tigers baseball logo:
"Roar!!!! Lion."
"That's a Tiger."
"LION!"

Today I told her it was my birthday:
"No mama, it's Willa's happy to you."

Jim's making brownies just so Willa can watch me blow out a candle. That'll teach her.