- seniority - adopted from the Baltimore SPCA, he's best thing about my tenure there
- tricks - he's got the low and high 5 down, prairie dog, roll over, sit, stay, lay down, blanket...
- neurosis - we can walk him in the neighborhood w/out a leash. not because he's particularly well trained (though he is) but because he's codependent.
- looks - "no, the cute one is the boy, the tough looking one is the girl"
And now we can get him to howl/sing on command!
We're pretty sure he could win us a million dollars on America's Funniest Home videos, but don't want to insult his dignity. Just as we don't insult his dignity by having him as the king of the world a la Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic...
Arlo and MaKenna up north