Leaving Menards (think the Kmart of Lowes and Home Depot - now with a grocery section):
"That woman had one of those little dogs in a bag."
"That woman, going into the store now, she's got her dog with her."
"I don't understand why people with tiny dogs feel that they have an all access pass for their animal. I mean, we could stuff Greta into one of our suitcases on wheels with her head poking out, and take her with us everywhere, but we don't."
"Hmmm... that would be fun."
Wrinkling my nose, "it kind of would, wouldn't it?"