Friday, March 07, 2008

Dear health insurance company,

Please consider this my withdrawal request for the IV Vernors claim. I have found the oral dosing to have no positive health affects. Also, the ginger candies and the Jolly Rancher Screaming Sours will be prorated, giving value to days they work.
We will, however, be proceeding with the request for reimbursement for Wendy's french fries. It seems that they may be the only thing that stays down in my delicate state.
As for the laundry detergent, I will submit it to my health flex plan. I understand that poor bladder control is a pre-existing condition from my prior pregnancy and birth, and that you simply can not be responsible for the fact that when I vomit, I also pee a little*.
Blanco de Sinki

*Sorry folks, this is going to be part pregnancy journal for a while, drips and all.


Anonymous said...

I feel that your blog is going to prove to be quite educational to me in the coming months. ~Keri

Kerri said...

I would love to see an insurance company's response to that!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha!

NotAppealing said...

My mom said that eating three almonds in the morning before you get out of bed is good for morning sickness...

The more I read that, though, it sounds like the beginning of a spell.