"Willa did great with her sippy cup today. Such a big girl!"
"Willa had a blast playing outside."
"Willa loved using the lawnmower."
Jim and I raced to get it out before the other could, and we said at the same time:
"I'm not sure I approve of child labor there."
"Sounds fishy to me."
At any rate, if she's doing their lawn, I'm totally asking for a discount.